Preheat oven to 375°F. Line a baking sheet with parchment.
In a bowl, mix the cream cheese, cheddar, garlic powder, smoked paprika, and salt until smooth. Spoon the filling into each jalapeño half, mounding slightly.
Unroll the crescent dough and press the seams together. Cut into 24 thin strips.
Wrap each filled jalapeño half with a dough strip, crisscrossing and leaving small gaps so the filling peeks through like a mummy's face.
Bake 12–15 minutes until the dough is deep golden and the cheese bubbles at the edges.
Cool 5 minutes, then press 2 candy eyeballs onto the exposed filling of each popper. Serve warm!